1/28/2023 0 Comments Happy birthday squirrelThirdly, how does a moose play banjo? And lastly, who wants to hear a banjo and bass duo? Answer: nobody, least of all screaming children gassed up on cake and pizza. Second, squirrels lack the dexterity to play upright bass. I mean, who are Salt-N-Pepa without Spinderella? Think about it. First of all, they’re a two-piece, which is only cool if you’re the White Stripes. Ribbli Squirrel Cake Handmade 3D Pop Up Card,Greeting Card,Happy Birthday Card,Anniversary Card,For Him,Men,Dad,Husband,Boyfriend,Brother,Son,Kid,Friend,Any. They do, however, have the saddest animatronic music duo I may have ever seen. I’m immediately disappointed to find that our local chapter of said chain eatery doesn’t have anyone suffocating in an oversized fur suit, the interior of which almost certainly smells of liquor sweat and old cigarettes, with a faint whiff of urine. So rather than wrestling with our wonky schedules of bookings, tours, and shift work, or pretending any of us can afford more than one birthday party, we’ve gathered for one grand birthday bash at a certain family-themed pizza joint named after a particular cartoon moose. As luck would have it, five of my comedian cronies share the same birthday month and interests as my kid.
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